What are the Best Five-A-Side Football Team Names?

Five-a-side football was made to benefit human creativity - the game itself can produce some supremely skillful, visionary players, whilst the art of creating a team name is always front and centre for a debut side.

While some are too offensive to list, teams can spend hours coming up with squad names, and some don’t even need to have anything to do with the game itself - as long as there is a tenuous reference to a well-known player, it’s fair game.

So without further ado, here are some of the best five-a-side football names out there, in no particular order:

The Best Five-A-Side Football Team Names

• The Neville Wears Prada
• Rodallega Bombs
• Double Pogba and Koke
• Lords of the Ings
• Pique Blinders
• Murder on Zidanes’ Floor
• Bolton Squanderers
• Kiss My Pass
• Barely Athletic
• Tea and Busquets
• Kroos Control
• Rice, Rice Baby
• Obi 1 Kenobi Nil
• Ball of Duty
• Earth Wind and Maguire
• The Beach Moyes/Backstreet Moyes
• Five Guys
• Cesc and the City
• Shaw Shank Redemption
• Norfolk n’ Clue
• Bumfica
• Beercelona
• Hangover 96
• Multiple Scoregasms
• Dyslexia Untied

Of course there are many, many more, but an entire list might break our site - but don’t fear, we have a list of the best six-a-side names as well.