What are the Best Five-A-Side Football Team Names?

Five-a-side football was made to benefit human creativity - the game itself can produce some supremely skillful, visionary players, whilst the art of creating a team name is always front and centre for a debut side.

While some are too offensive to list, teams can spend hours coming up with squad names, and some don’t even need to have anything to do with the game itself - as long as there is a tenuous reference to a well-known player, it’s fair game.

So without further ado, here are some of the best five-a-side football names out there, sorted into categories, in no particular order:

Creative Football Team Names

These names are all about clever wordplay and pop culture puns.

• The Neville Wears Prada
• Rodallega Bombs
• Lords of the Ings
• Pique Blinders
• Murder on Zidanes’ Floor
• Bolton Squanderers
• Barely Athletic
• Tea and Busquets
• Rice, Rice Baby
• Obi 1 Kenobi Nil
• Earth Wind and Maguire
• The Beach Moyes/Backstreet Moyes
• Shaw Shank Redemption

Best Football Team Names for a Tournament

These names are strong, memorable, and perfect for a competitive setting.

• Kroos Control
• Ball of Duty
• Five Guys
• Hangover 96

Dirty 5-A-Side Names

For teams that enjoy a bit of cheeky or rude humour.

• Double Pogba and Koke
• Kiss My Pass
• Cesc and the City
• Norfolk n’ Clue
• Bumfica
• Beercelona
• Multiple Scoregasms
• Dyslexia Untied

Of course there are many, many more, but an entire list might break our site - but don’t fear, we have a list of the best six-a-side names as well.