What are the Best Six-A-Side Football Team Names

Small-sided football is one of the best games the human race has ever conceived - the atmosphere, team names, people and the football itself all create a unique experience which leaves the average football fan with a warm glow when they leave - the beautiful game is well and truly alive.

Like Five-A-Side, there is no shortage of incredibly creative team names - some of these would see our site suspended, so we won’t list the profanity-laden ones. However, there are plenty of more than acceptable ones to keep you entertained.

So without further ado, here are some of the best Six-A-Side Football team names out there, once again in no particular order:

The Best Six-A-Side Football Team Names

Six Offenders
Dirty Half Dozen
Expected Toulouse
Six on the Beach
Surreal Madrid
The Untouch-a-Balls
The Champagne Super Rovers
Largentina
Lads on Toure
Moves like Agger
Not a Kalou
Karius to Glory
Queen’s Park Strangers
Delph and Safety
Mirror, Signal, Malouda
50 Shades of O’Shea
Boom Xhakalaka
Breaking Ba
Blunderland
Cry me a River Plate
The Goal Diggers
Mount n’ Dew
Game of Throw-ins
Wanyama’s Pyjamas
Ivory Toasts

There are many, many more avenues you can go down to form a strong six-a-side team name, far too many for just one article! We've got the best team names for five-a-side teams ready for you as well.