Simon Miller
Columnist
ABOUT SIMON MILLER
Simon Miller - Professional Wrestler and Football Park Columnist
Simon has supported Arsenal for so long he remembers a time where being a fan of The Gunners didn’t get you instant hate from the wider football community just for wearing red. Arguably these were better times…
He’s also appeared on The Overlap trying to be as balanced as possible when people want to tear his head off, and often joins Live From N5, Arsenal’s in-house production that airs before and after games. All that really means is he’s heard the worst of the worst but always wants to focus on the best of the best.
That’s why he retains a greater interest in football in general, right down to always keeping an eye on Luton Town thanks to his avid supporting father. If that’s not a total 180 of the current landscape we don’t know what is.
With many Panini and Topps sticker books to his name, Simon now wants to share his ups and downs when it comes to the Premier League, be that the sheer ‘Not Of This Earth’ statistics put up by Erling Haaland, or why Danny Wellbeck is without doubt the nicest person in the game right now. It seems as if he deems both to be as important as the other…
Outside of this Simon can also be seen throwing humans around in his pants, not because he has a strange fetish, but because he’s a pro-wrestler. He also has a YouTube channel dedicated to sports entertainment, and yet still feels elements of football could be more pre-determined than WWE. He could be right.
ARTICLES BY SIMON MILLER
England Will Never Be Good… But They Are Also Great
Not Too Bad, Not Too Great You know the most boring part about the international breaks, aside from the fact we all miss...
Man City Are In Trouble. And So Is Football.
Hell Hath No Fury Like a City Scorned A friend of mine who supports Manchester City said to me this week “Well, we shoul...
Arsenal Got Beaten Badly... But I'm Okay With It
Arsenal got badly beat… but I’m all good with it So, straight out of the gates, this column will NOT just be about Arsen...
He Didn’t Look At The Ball; The Art Of 2026 Football
Does Anyone Know What Makes a Penalty Now? Let’s get the elephant out the room from the first sentence. I am an Arsenal ...
Manchester United Are My Favourite Team… And I’m an Arsenal Fan
A Gunner Who Loves the Red Devils. Why?.. I’m ashamed I wrote that as a headline, so I’ll apologise now. Given this is m...